clueless and slightly slack ([info]machinemolle) wrote,
@ 2003-01-29 19:43:00
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Current mood:precipicertainly impish

why?
I got a spam e-mail offering a method of adding 1 to 3 inches to the length of my cock.

who did i piss off in a past life so badly that this inane shit follows me around? *l*

it's not half as good as this is though. this sentence takes the pornographisolicitous cake. definitely.


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[info]koalainfstation
2003-01-31 10:29 pm UTC (link)
i got another email with the same subject line, but the body of the email was not about fucking sheep, to my dismay. it was about a "slut" fucking a "horse," catherine the great-style, i'm assuming.

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[info]machinemolle
2003-01-31 10:58 pm UTC (link)


*affects haughtiest mock-mortified bullshit socialite voice*

o christ. a woman with a horse. that is just SOOOOOO "last millenium".

someone I used to know told me a story once about a woman, a dog, a jar of peanut butter, and a bunch of people in the next room awaiting the moment of springing "SURPRISE!!!" on her birthday. now THERE's a tragic tale.

excuse me, wont you? I think I see the Munchess of Pork.

*slithers off in period-wear, patting powdered wig obsessively so if any schmcks bump into me whilst i'm crossing the room they're gifted with a complimentary coughing fit. (I could poke my eye out on some of those stiff collars. I say it's a fair trade....)*


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